Michelle Got Married

Michelle Got Married

50 Things That Really Grind My Gears

(photo from when Lucas and I had our first session of premarital counseling during our engagement!)

Not to be a total debbie downer, but I thought I would do the polar opposite of last week’s post, 50 Things That Make Me Happy. While there is so much to love in this world, there are some things I truly despise. Call it what you will, but I think of this as a glorified list of personal pet peeves. Some of these should be illegal, just saying.

  1. Cheesy Pinterest quotes. Can we not with “be a fruit loop in a world full of cheerios” *eyeroll*
  2. Getting my hair done. Five hours in an uncomfortable chair, kill me.
  3. Changing the toilet paper roll. I always leave it for Lucas to do hehe.
  4. Sports… all sports.
  5. Folding laundry.
  6. Bugs or anything that flies or crawls for that matter.
  7. Wearing contacts/glasses.
  8.  Action movies when there’s no good love story.
  9. Bratty/entitled toddlers.
  10. Cleaning up dog poo.. would much rather change ten baby’s diapers.
  11. Curling my hair. Love the way it looks but takes forever.
  12. Rap music.
  13. Winter after Christmas. It’s no longer magical after December 25th.
  14. Reading long pieces of literature.
  15. Getting off track at the gym.
  16. Calamari.
  17. Baby shower/bridal shower games.
  18. Dog hair. It’s everywhere.
  19. When people call for things that could’ve been a text.
  20. Ice cream with freezer burn.
  21. The beach. Wind blown hair, sand on everything, and cold water.. no thanks.
  22. Lipstick on teeth.
  23. Crying babies on long flights.
  24. The cost of living in my home town.
  25. Ten minute SnapChat stories.
  26. Cold french fries.
  27. This presidential election.
  28. When you blast a good song in the car and someone talks over it the whole time.
  29. Costco.
  30. Snoring (looking at you husband).
  31. Beyonce. I think she’s completely overrated.
  32. Buying gifts for men. Ladies are infinitely easier to shop for.
  33. Naps under an hour long.
  34. Getting all green lights when you desperately need to eat or dig through your purse.
  35. Chapped lips.
  36. People thinking I’m a child bride #babyface.
  37. Chocolate chip cookies.
  38. Concerts and large crowds.
  39. Hotel beds.
  40. When your groceries goes bad before you can eat them all.
  41. Walking my dog alone.
  42. When you’re telling someone a story and they’re texting.
  43. Going to Target and not being able to spend money.
  44. Flossing.
  45. When someone blatantly copies you but doesn’t give the credit.
  46. Unseen iPhone notis on the home screen.
  47. Long lines at Chick-fil-a.
  48. Fashion blogs that strictly shill the clothing without sharing personal tidbits in their posts.
  49. When you let a car cut in front of you and they don’t wave to thank you.
  50. humblebrags on Facebook.

What is your biggest pet peeve?